Seven Pirates H: Booby Trainers Review Hurry Up!

S.we cover together, in this spicy review of Seven Pirates H, if it’s worth living the experience proposed by Compile Heart, thanks to the location of eastasiasoft, even in the west: Booby Trainers, hurry up!

The vast majority of those preparing to read this review will not know, not even by name, the Genkai Tokki series. one of the most popular and prolific “ecchi” franchises in Japan. You may remember when we told you about Moero Crystal H, which came to the West after years of ecstasy in the rising sun thanks to an eastasiasoft that has done an excellent job with the English location, opening the doors to another future. rather …. spicy entrees. And what’s better than combining beautiful maidens with the pirate theme? Sea of ​​Thieves just gets up.

As with Moero Crystal H, the conversion of the original to PlayStation Vita was done exclusively for the Nintendo Switch. Seven Pirates H hit Nintendo’s hybrid in May, violently raising the bar of the boils of a summer that had not yet officially begun. In a delayed guilt, we regained the title and, in the few hours that characterize the experience, we completed it. The thorny issue now is to write a review of Seven Pirates H. without being fired by his editor-in-chiefI. We try.

Self-proclaimed heroine

The protagonist of this brilliant new Compile Heart experience is Parute Kairi, a young maiden who, once accidentally hit by a compass falling from the sky, is convinced that she is the choice for the discovery of a priceless treasure. The compass is really weird, as it points in the wrong directions … ascending type? The object consists of seven different compartments in which the seven treasures indicated will be arranged little by little by the magic compass which, once completed, will lead our heroine to the final treasure.

After taking the first steps in her exciting adventure, Kairi meets Otton, a creature with rather strange features and who will be upset … very upset. Otton, in fact, will present Kairi Booby Training, a technique that awakens the hidden power of each girl, a power that resides in a specific part of the body: the breast. You know where we’re going, right?

Seven Pirates H: Booby Trainers Review Hurry Up!

Monster girls get together | Seven Pirates Review H

In the course of the adventure of Kairi and Otton, of course, the two will meet new girls and teammates, who will more or less voluntarily join the research team, component a little varied cast of character, but certainly not at all unpleasant. However, the different Monster Girls will be recognizable from all points of view, giving rise to a mixture of clichés and clichés that only the most perverse Japanese minds can conceive. It’s not that we care especially, in fact.

We’ve commented, it’s time to get into the hottest moment of this review of Seven Pirates H: Booby Training. Smiles and winks aside, it’s actually a particularly useful and interesting mechanic, as well as obviously composing most of the “ecchi” part of this game. Through the use of specific Elixirs, which will increase in number and type throughout the adventure, we can “train” our girls’ breasts and increase their features or learn new skills, gradually more and more powerful.

Seven Pirates H: Booby Trainers Review Hurry Up!

Boobes | Seven Pirates Review H

The training consists of moving the selected Monster Girl’s chest in different directions, both using the Nintendo Switch touch screen and the analog and backbones of Joycon and ProController. to increase or decrease height, height, neckline, strength and … much more. And the wonderful thing is that girls’ breasts will also change shape in the gaming world. In the long run, of course, we ended up with especially weird bodies in shape or … direction, but Booby Training has a terribly interesting side to any role-playing game enthusiast.

Since the party is made up of four girls, many of them could obviously be left behind if they are not exchanged properly. The possibility, however, of taking advantage of the Elixirs not linked to the character to enhance them even if they have been out of action for a long time, it allows you to avoid hours and hours of grinding and cultivating to rearrange an otherwise uneven party. Of course, it would have been a good way to lengthen the gaming experience a bit, otherwise quite short and complete in a short time, but the developers had already thought otherwise.

Seven Pirates H: Booby Trainers Review Hurry Up!

From 2D to 3D | Seven Pirates Review H

In fact, the dungeon crawler genre seen in Moero Crystal H has been abandoned. Seven Pirates was the first installment in the series to become a full 3D JRPG. Abandoned therefore the first person, we passed to the exploration in third of three-dimensional maps, with the fights that are no longer represented by very precise and detailed sprites and provocative animations, but by typical battles of the games of roll games by turns in three dimensions , with the girls performing the arms and the skills we select.

The gameplay of Seven Pirates H is divided into two distinct exploratory phases: that of the world map and the dungeons that make it up. The latter are all quite detailed, despite the technical difficulties we will discuss later, and full of enemies to face, know and grind to obtain objects and complete the different secondary tasks that the game will propose to us. And this is exactly where the donkey falls: to advance on the game map you will need to complete some of these secondary tasks.

Sometimes we found ourselves unable to continue because … we didn’t really understand what to do. The list of requests is always quite complete and well stocked, and understanding which one to move forward is not always so intuitive. Of course, if the reward of a secondary is key it is normal to finish it first, but we assure you that it is not always so obvious. The use and reading of the information provided by Booby Kinfriendly creatures who act as customers, traders and helpers and who we will meet during the crossings, they will be able to simplify, in some situations, the boredom of “and mo, where am I going?”.

Seven Pirates H: Booby Trainers Review Hurry Up!

A pain in the face B | Seven Pirates Review H

The painful part of the production is clearly the technique. While Monster Girl’s sprites and illustrations remained detailed, winking and full of bite, the transition to the 3D world obviously brought a number of notable difficulties for the development team. We’re also talking about a 2016 title designed for PlayStation Vita, a hardware definitely lagging behind in both time and performance. Therefore, game environments, especially dungeons, are quite bare and repetitive, to underline how old the software really is. At Moero Crystal this did not happen thanks to first-person graphics and the use not of 3D models, but of well-kept two-dimensional sprites.

To support the technical backlog there is also a soundtrack that has lost several points, proposing, for example, the same track for each boss bottle against different Monster Girls. The dubbing, on the other hand, seemed well done, although Otton is very disturbing rather than annoying. Obviously, the game is not localized in Italian, but the spoken English language (and also superbly localized this time) is not that hard to understand.

Seven Pirates H: Booby Trainers Review Hurry Up!

Coaches, get up!

All in all, closing this review of Seven Pirates H, we are still happy with the decision of eastasiasoft to locate the chapters of Genkai Tokki also in English. This is due to the fact that, clean of technical backwardness and a decidedly old style, even Seven Pirates, as well as Moero Crystal, manage to offer hours of fun to role-playing game fans with a more spicy sauce. That is why we recommend it to those who want to live a light, short and fun experience in various situations. And yes, you did see that. In 1300 words of review we have never said it, but to close it suits us more than well. And anyway, the editor-in-chief will never get to read this far … I hope. Time: PETES!

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  • Funny hand pad
  • Tet growth system: well-balanced girls
  • 2D illustrations always winking and well done

Points against

  • Technical and aesthetic delay
  • Low longevity, despite the spells of developers
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